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She's never been to Chicago at night. [28 May 2008|01:11pm]
Last week I moved out and bought a red scarf.
People say I seem happier.


It must be the scarf.

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Ego, Art, Opinion and Commerce [02 Jun 2007|12:52pm]
[ mood | complacent ]

So I thought I'd even it out...

Things I Love.
An Ongoing list by Alyce.

Live music.
Starbucks and cigarettes in the city.
Botanical.
Zoe.
Rene Magritte.
Live music, particularly Taste of Chaos.
Gossip.
Stilletos
Getting lost in the city with someone.
Hot chips.
Happy meals.
Everyone else I hang with on a regular basis.
Running into people you don't see often in unusual and unexpected places like ice-skating rinks.
Punk Boy.
Dancing to shit music...or dancing to awesome music.
Screaming "take your pants off" during Dammit.
Sleeping in.
Sunrises.
Nintendo.
New cds and vinyls...and clothes and shoes and action figures!
Puppies.
Horaldo!!
Storms, particularly lightning.
Chelmer train station and synchronising panic songs on an mmmrobe and an ipod waiting for trains.
Timmy's parties. 
Watching Scrubs and Gilmore Girls for hours on end until ridiculously early in the morning.
Receiving mail.
Catching the train alone while it's raining.
Alex Pardee. www.eyesuckink.com <-- Serioulsy, check it out.
Going to the movies with Doug.
Graffiti
Watching the X-files in the dark.
Roller blading.
The ideas and conversations that come from working too long or not seeing people for ages. Like word vomit. 
Making lists.

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With love and squalor. [31 May 2007|07:54pm]
[ mood | stressed ]

Things I Hate.
An ongoing list by Alyce.

People who say "I'll call you tomorrow!" And don't. Don't ever say you'll call me tomorrow, you won't.
People who draw in my books.
People who walk in high heels and can't.
People who make absolutely no effort of their appearance. I'm not entirely shallow, but if you can't control your appearance, how are you expected to control anything else? It demonstrates how confident you're not.
Guitar Hero.
Useless gifts.
Bands who sell out and begin to produce crap music. Or continue making records when their current albums are so good they're not going to get any better. You got it right already. Stop.
People who say things are disgusting or pathetic when they have no authority or knowledge on that thing.
People who make fun of me for liking emo bands and panic! at the disco. I can't help it and I'm not going to stop.
Being tickled when I say to stop and having to physically try to hurt the person doing it for them to stop.
People who abuse emo's in the street merely for the way they dress. If you do this you deserve to die.
Boredom.
People who talk down to me when they have no authority to do so.
People who RSVP yes and don't show up when they're well aware it's important to you for them to be there.
People who seek attention by doing ridiculous things. If you really have to do stupid things for attention, have you ever considered maybe the thing you need to do is adjust your personality so you're not such a bitch?
People who ask for advice, get the same thing from eight different people and still don't listen to it and then bitch and moan later when they finally realise and claim no one told them.
Expensive shoes I can't afford.
Liars in general who are doing it for no good reason. It's ok when justified.
Weather in general. I'm never fully at a comfortable temperature.
When the smallest size of a garment of clothing in a store is too big for me.
Fat people who dress like slags.
People who move to Brisbane and don't bother to attempt to learn english or the culture and get all offended and spew out bullshit about multiculturalism when they're approached.
When Kate calls herself and emo. Because she's not.
France.
Breaking things I try so hard not too because they actually mean something to me.
Losing things.
People who insist on having so much food that it spills over their plates and don't eat it all. 
Managers who won't let me drink coffee during shift when I'm not doing anything anyway.
Rap music. I hear it gives you ball cancer.
Your mum jokes. However there is the occasional acception.
People who put their boy/girlfriends names in hearts in their msn names.
People who drag their boy/girlfriend everywhere they go when they're not friends with your friends and it's awkward when you're left alone with them.
Cubism. 
Displays of public affection.

Yeah that's all I can think of right now due to my recent repression of rantings and whinging to people about what I hate. So this about made up for it.

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And I can't seem to pick you out of the crowd. [25 Feb 2007|12:34pm]
[ mood | content ]

So soundwave was yesterday.

My ears are still ringing a little.
My left calf feels like a stake has been driven through it.
I couldn't talk properly this morning.
My back and shoulders are so sunburnt it hurts to lift my arms.

A million awesome bands. A million more drunken moshers that made my day with their hilarity and how they managed to loose their shirts and pants. But the highlight was totally Mark's hair. Ten million feet tall. Yes. Tall. I don't know where he gets it's hair spray but it must be industrial strenght at least.

(+44) > Deftones.

But don't tell Scott I said that. Oh how I wish I could mosh like him...

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So I was in bed with Jenni this morning... [05 Jan 2007|10:39am]
[ mood | hot ]

And apparently I sleep funny...because I stick my feet out when they get hot under the blankets. So I pose a question to you all...

What do you do when your feet get hot?

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Theft [03 Oct 2006|01:58pm]
[ mood | bored ]


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"This season I have been mostly wearing yogurt" [25 Sep 2006|12:18pm]
[ mood | Enlightened ]

So today I was posed with the question, "If you need yogurt to make yogurt, who made the first yogurt ever and how?" So I've compiled some information that can be found from numerous reliable sources.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yogurt 
There is evidence of cultured milk products being produced as food for at least 4,500 years, since the 3rd millennium BC. The earliest yoghurts were probably spontaneously fermented by wild bacteria living on the goatskin bags carried by the Bulgars (or Hunno-Bulgars), a nomadic people who began migrating into Europe in the 2nd century AD and eventually settled on the Balkans by the end of the 7th century.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Yogurt#Culture 
Yogurt (often incorrectly spelled Yoghurt under mysterious circumstances) is a type of food product made by liquifying other food products and adding liquid vodka. Yogurt comes in many different shapes, sizes, colors, brands and most important flavors. Yogurt was invented by Lord Henry Cumberdale-Yogurt, the first Duke of Essex in 1067.
 
Yogurt is one of the most important social discoveries of history, this is because yogurt is attributed with being the origin of culture. The main difference between yogurt and Australia is that after 200 years, yogurt develops a culture whereas Australia so far has not. 

My Mum.com.au
Who invented yogurt? Mr Yoplait! I don't know why? You need help.

Conclusion:
After compiling and contrasting the evidence presented, it can clearly be seen that the most reliable response to this question is uncyclopedia.org. This is evident as wikipedia.org presents no referencing to the information given, and the idea that yogurt was created through magic reinforces the suggestion that any information from wikipedia is just crap. The use of big words also highlights the implication that wikipeda tries to sound reliable and intelligent, however, they're not. The list of flavors given by wikipedia merely demonstrates their lack of knowledge of such an important subject in our culture, ensuring the unreliability and the proposal that wikipedia has no idea what they're on about. Also, as uncyclopedia presents the notion that a dairy product has culturally advanced more than Australia in 200 years it totally wins because it's so true. My mum is also presents a strong argument, this information is accurate to a degree, as Yoplait does invest it's time and money into new flavors that can cause reactions such as "There's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited!" So therefore, in conclusion, wikipedia says magic, uncyclopedia says alcoholic food liquification and my mum says I need help. Thus, it can be seen that uncyclopedia > wikipedia.


There you go, Carla. That's where yogurt came from. I hope this has aided, if not fulfilled, your eternal journey of soul searching and enlightenment.

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Is this it? [02 Aug 2006|09:12pm]
[ mood | disappointed ]

Oh, how did you turn into such a jerk? You used to be so lovely. Tell me who broke you so I can avenge your once fabulous personality.

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In hopes that you'll read this... [17 Jul 2006|08:27pm]
[ mood | tired ]

So we haven't talked in a while. I don't really know where you are, or what you've been doing lately. And although I'll never admit this to anyone, even myself most of the time but especially you I just want to let you know something. I really miss you.

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And now I don't know what to do... [26 Jun 2006|07:25pm]
[ mood | confused ]

So I'm playing my 50000th game of solitaire in a row and something has struck me.Why am I playing this? It's not going to achieve anything and it's a total waste of time. So I decided to see who was on msn. No one really that great to talk to. But I noticed something very interesting about the screen names/personal messages. Out of 32 contacts online, 18 of them had someone else's name with little hearts around it, or something similar.

Why?

About 90% of these people had been dating for a month or less. And after a week they're "in love". That doesn't make sense to me. And another thing. What's the point? None of these people are over 17 either. None of them. It kinda makes me sad. But honestly. There is over a 99% chance that their wonderful relationship will not last until the end of the year. I just don't see a point.

Then something else hit me. Kinda like a brick in the face. I rarely see those 18 people without that guy/girl in their name. Unless at a location where only 1 sex is allowed...such as school (that is not a direct attack at anyone at my school, it's just the only example I could be fucked thinking of). But now the question I want answered. Don't you all get sick of each other? Jesus I would...hell I have. And we all know what happened then.

And then I realised that I've never had the urge to drag the guy I was dating around with me everywhere I went. Nor have I had his name in little hearts in my screen name. They've never had mine in there's either I should point out. I wouldn't enjoy those kindas of things things anyway. So maybe I'm just not the same as the rest of you. Maybe I'm somewhat socially retarded. But I just don't understand those kinds of relationships.

So you may call me cynical. Jealous. Whatever the hell you want. But I do not need to validate my existance through the existance of someone else.

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